2025 tour

For two decades I have feasted on politics, stalking the corridors, pubs and restaurants of Westminster. Now I have all the ingredients to cook up a brand new show looking at parliament's feuding food factions and how politicians really are what they eat. From Keir Starmer’s fish and cheese, to Kemi Badenoch’s love of sandwiches, from Nigel Farage’s proper milk to Ed Davey’s fig rolls, everything (and everyone) is on the menu.

WARNING: Politics may contain nuts.

As seen on Have I Got News For You (BBC1), Newsnight (BBC 2) and Lorraine (ITV1).

• 30th June Norwich Playhouse
• 1st July Farnham Maltings
• 2nd July Bristol Redgrave Theatre
• 3rd July Lyme Regis Marine Theatre
• 4th July Oxford North Wall
• 7th July Canterbury Gulbenkian
• 8th July Newcastle The Stand
• 9th July Edinburgh The Stand
• 10th July Birmingham Glee Club
• 12th July Salford Lowry
• 13th July Cheltenham Town Hall
• 8 November Taunton Brewhouse
• 10 November London West End

"A hugely engaging, acidic overview of the state we are in"  - The Times

"Much-needed comic relief at a politically gloomy time"  – Manchester Evening News

"Unlike many political acts, you don’t leave a Chorley stand-up feeling hopeless or angry: just comfortingly reassured that we voters are the sane ones." – the i paper

"Engaging, funny, entertaining" – Rory Bremner